I'm glowing

Once I read an article about a grandmother who lived to 100 and always had amazing skin, and her secret was that whenever she woke up in the middle of the night she’d re-apply her face lotion. 

Lately I’ve been having these insane nightmares that I’m locked in room watching a man eat off his own arms and then lick the bones, and I wake up every few hours screaming and screaming. Every time I wake up I re-apply Neutrogena Healthy Skin with quivering hands and soon I’ll be the most beautiful person in the world.