How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle

I love when my apartment is clean but I don't mind it when it's messy and I can explain why in one word: squalor.

Doesn't the word "squalor" sound fancy? Like cool expensive dirty clothes mixed around on the floor with discarded feathers of exotic animals? Like buying a new apartment because you forgot your old address? Like not knowing if that's flakes of cereal in the bottom of your purse of flakes of gold? (It's flakes of cereal.)

I can read the actual definition of squalor thousand times and I still think it sounds like the fanciest thing I've ever heard.